Twitter-pated

So I am cruisin along reading my normal "blog roll" when I hit upon a post by Ginger that caught my eye.... Why aren't I twittering? I am missing out on important things and Yiddish words? Why don't I know about which antiquated, sequenced country star has a "big 'un"?

Ladies and gentlemen, I may have to sign up for a free account tomorrow to find out what the buzz is and keep my fingers on the pulse what is really important in the world.