When you wear a sleeveless dress there is usually some grooming that goes along with it. This morning I was very careful to make certain my pits were shaved before donning my outfit. I had accomplished the arduous brow pluckage last night. I am a fiercely hairy beast... Just look at the hair...
Lo and behold when I sat down in my chair this morning upon arrival at the office I find something awry... I forgot to shave my legs. Actually I think I have "forgotten" to shave my legs for about a week... It's not a chastity belt for me but more of a pain in the ass. You think I would have noticed said omission when I put on lotion but, not being a morning person, I guess I overlooked it.
Now I am reduced to sitting on my legs and hoping no one comes by to see me.
Could be worse, I could have a botched Brazilian.