19 June 2007

It's hairy out there.....

When you wear a sleeveless dress there is usually some grooming that goes along with it. This morning I was very careful to make certain my pits were shaved before donning my outfit. I had accomplished the arduous brow pluckage last night. I am a fiercely hairy beast... Just look at the hair...

Lo and behold when I sat down in my chair this morning upon arrival at the office I find something awry... I forgot to shave my legs. Actually I think I have "forgotten" to shave my legs for about a week... It's not a chastity belt for me but more of a pain in the ass. You think I would have noticed said omission when I put on lotion but, not being a morning person, I guess I overlooked it.

Now I am reduced to sitting on my legs and hoping no one comes by to see me.

Could be worse, I could have a botched Brazilian.

3 comments:

Grace said...

LOL!!!

I've done that too--forgotten, I mean. Or sometimes I'm just lazy, like I can't take the extra three minutes to make my legs feel nice because I could using that time to read more lolcats on the internet or something.

'Coma said...

I hate it when I shave and then find ankle fringe.
I'm notorious for this.

Klinde said...

LMAO 'coma!! Me too cuz I have pins and other sundry hardware in one ankle so I do not necessarily feel the razor. I either am "fringy" or riddled with cuts.