The following is a real conversation I had with someone who found out my husband is from Germany... Enjoy the idiocy...
Him: So your husband is from Germany?
Me: Yep, he is from Hamburg.
Him: So does he speak German?
Me: [???] No, he usually speaks French to piss people off.
Him: Oh, I guess I just figured he would speak German.
Me: He does, I was just being a smart ass.
Him: Does he like German food?
Me: Well since he grew up there, he just calls it food, not German food.
Him: He doesn't call it bratwurst or wienerschnitzel?
Me: Yes, he does, but he doesn't consider it "German food" like you and I do... Just like you don't say it's an "American hot dog", you know?
Him: So what do they call a hot dog in Germany?
Me: I don't know the words they use for it, they could just call it a hot dog.
Him: Does he like German chocolate cake?
Me: He tries to stay away from all foods with a nationality label, he thinks it's prejudicial...
Him: I don't understand....
Me: You know, like he won't eat French toast, Swedish meatballs, Swiss chocolates, stuff like that....
Him: Are you serious?
Me: Totally, he just thinks it's wrong...
Him: Wow, that's f'd up!!
Me: I am just kidding 'cause that would be crazy...
Him: So do they have nice cars there? I mean I know they have the Autobahn and all....
Here I must note the person asking this drives a BMW for the love of all that is good...
Me: Where do you think your car is from originally?
Him: Bavaria, why?
Me: Don't you know where Bavaria is located?
Him: Somewhere in Europe...
Him: Well isn't it?
Me: Yeah, it's somewhere in Europe...
Him: So you never told me, do they have nice cars there? Like my BMW?
Me: Dude, Bavaria is in Germany... Your car is German... Does that answer your question?
Him: I thought you said Bavaria was in Europe, not Germany?
Me: [sighing] Would you please just fix my computer so I can go?