04 March 2008

Klutzy Klinde

As you may recall my adventures of woman vs. toilet I am a klutz. Total klutz! I once tripped over a painted line, seriously!

I have had another run in, this time it was not with my head against the toilet, thankfully. This time I got my ass kicked by a cardboard box! No, I am not kidding. I was getting ready for bed and reached to turn off the lamp by the desk. I lost my footing and came down hard while creating a 4.5 inch gash directly above my left hip bone. You know how much a papercut can hurt? Well try to imagine what the corner of a damned box is like! It is at such an angle that I can not photograph it myself. It is so bad that I am bruised to boot.

I am pitiful.

3 comments:

Newscoma said...

You sound like me. I can fall over air.

rebafallawake said...

Oh that is sad....ouch!

cook eat FRET said...

STOP IT!

I CAN'T BEAR TO HEAR ANYM00000RE. MY FINGERS ARE IN MY EARS AND I'M LALA'ING!!!

oops - cap lock. i was yelling. sorry, i'd never yell at you...

BE CAREFUL WILL YA?