Whoa is me as yet another tragedy befalls me... I have a black eye... My story is not nearly as funny as the recovering Baptist's or was it done in public like Ginger's run in with the tree. Instead I got up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night, bumped my left arm into the door jam (nice bruise on my flabby bicep), slipped on the damned bathrug with very little rubber left on the bottom and took a nose dive onto the toilet... Scraped my forehead before hitting my eye and scraped my right ear on the cabinet for good measure to boot. My camera is not working or I would post a photo... Sorry, you are out of luck on that one.
Yes, my toilet beat the shit out of me.... Pun most definitely intended...
Oh, and feel free to laugh....
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Well ain't that a bunch of crap! (sorry...had to get a toilet reference in there...)
I hope your eye heals up quickly. Believe me, I feel your pain.
*HUGS*
The toilet tragedy breaks my heart! But you never said if the commode was okay!! :) Get better soon...
Did you get any ideas for how to build a working time machine? Because if I remember my "Back to the Future," Dr. Brown got his idea for the flux capacitor by bashing his head on the potty, too.
No pressure or anything, but if you did discover time travel...
that's awful. i'm only glad you're ok and didn't do major damage. geeshk... heal up quickly, ok? !!!
Ouch.
If it will make you feel better, I'll prepare a special treat of Bavarian snack twists for you.
Whenver I get a black eye, I always like to think "you should see the other guy". In this case, I would make up an "i got mugged" story as opposed to telling people your toilet beat you up. Silly girl.
CP./
Ginger: Yep, you know first hand!
Kathy T: The toilet is just fine... :)
Ron: Damn! I wish I would have thought of that when I wrote this!
Claudia: I am "grace personified"... Not!
Kristina: Snacks are always welcome!
CP: There's not that many known muggings in Music City USA. I almost went with falling down the stairs as it is a bit more "glamorous". Actually the last time I fell down the stairs I broke my ankle. Either way, I am a clutz.
Ouch! Hope you heal up fast! But honestly, I'm giggling... I, for one, am always running into door facings and sporting massive shoulder bruises.
"my toilet beat the shit out of me"
quite possibly the quote of the month!
Be careful in those bathrooms, danger lurks!
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